By Dominick D’Agostino | City of MacArthur, Cameron County

Yesterday, the city of MacArthur in Cameron County became infested with white frogs, which are endangered and very poisonous.

These frogs secrete a fluid that works as an adhesive which allows them to stick to surfaces, thus meaning that they could not be moved by anything other than a professional.

The city began to work quickly on a solution and Sam Patterson was given control over appointments for a committee to fix the frog problem.

At the next county meeting, it was agreed upon by all of the delegates present that the frogs were a large issue, for they could possibly spread and infect the rest of the county and perhaps even begin to move into dorm rooms.

Funds were allocated to deal with the problem and the frogs should hopefully be gone within the following hours.

Luckily, it seems that nobody was infected by the animals.

It was established that any physical contact with the frogs would result in a devastating disease, while killing any of the endangered frogs would culminate in the issuing of $20,000 fine to the city of the citizen who harmed the frog.

The halls of MacArthur, still infested, will be cleared by the end of the day if all goes correctly. This will be a relief to the citizens of MacArthur, who miss being able to walk down the halls without staring at their feet.